Commandline MySQL Extractor (SIMPLE!)

I need a VERY simple program where I specify a list of strings, and it runs a MySQL query with the string and outputs all of the data to a .txt file, line delimited. I.e.: [login to view URL] contains: rihanna jayz funny video It will run in MySQL inside the queries database ("use queries;) select DISTINCT query from queries where query like "%rihanna%" AND query not like "%zip%"; select DISTINCT query from queries where query like "%jayz%" AND query not like "%zip%"; select DISTINCT query from queries where query like "%funny video%" AND query not like "%zip%"; (the %zip% part is always there) ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows? (depending on the nature? of the deliverables): a)? For web sites or? other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software? installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform MySQL/Linux Command line