Hey Guys, I'm up in St Pete, I work as a Linux Engineer at a Data Center in Downtown Tampa and do this sort of stuff daily. What you are asking for is actually pretty easy. I can most certainly recommend hardware that you'll need. I have Fridays and Saturdays off and could come down Thursday night, stay with a friend and come in to your office all day Friday and give you on site training. We could even install Linux at your data center that day, create all of the users and passwords on site. Assuming you have the hardware ready. So the game plan would be, talk on the phone, I'll explain the different Wordpress blogs but I doubt you'll want MU, we'll discuss what hardware to get, you order the hardware, I can come down all day Friday, install, train and write up documentation as we go along. Transferring Wordpress to a new server is extremely simple and can also be done that day as well. If you need more time, I am more than happy to also stay down there Saturday as well.
NOTE: The bid also includes all of my travel expenses, so there is no additional cost, since I am somewhat local. :) Hopefully we will be working together soon.