Set up basic Joomla gallery site and provide idiot's guide

WARNING - ANYONE POSTING CONTACT DETAILS OF A RIVAL SITE TO FREELANCER IN THE PROJECT CLARIFICATION BOARD WILL FACE A DMCA NOTICE +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Looking for a simple (low budget) Joomla website design for a fellow photographer, using Phoca and K2. Previous experience required with Phoca and K2. Please also write a simple guide explaining uploading extra images and galleries, and setting up menus and new pages - to be written in good UK English (not US English). No bids from Islamic countries because of content. No bids from USA or US dependent territories because of 18USC2257 No bids from Cuba, North Korea or any sub-Saharan African country except South Africa No long lists of websites you claim to have designed. No generic bids. IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY I want the URLs of three published websites you have written using Joomla, Phoca and K2. I don't want four URL's, I don't want twenty. I want three, and only three. If you get this bit wrong then you clearly didn't read the project specification. And if that is the case, then why should I employ you? Preference given to excellent English speakers and those in my own or nearby time zones. If you have a long religious holiday coming up soon, then PLEASE tell me. Happy bidding! Barney