adding analytics to my web page

I need the folowing done to my web site: 1) Install Google Analytics to every page. 2) Install click tail 3) change color of product links from brown to blue and when customer rolls over them they turn to green. 4) Add title tag 5) Add visa MC AMEX Discover and Paypal to the site. 6) Get rid of membership sign up 7) Narrow the content part of the page by approx. 2" 8) simplify the order process * Must be able to speak English and teach me how to make changes to my web site through the control panel. This is a turnkey site and I dont know much about the back end. I already have a marketing person but neither one of us know much about HTML