Amazon Integration for Magento e-commerce (Custom written). No M2E or Boost My Shop!

We need to have a full integration of Magento to Amazon. By full integration we mean: products, orders, order status updates (shipped, canceled, return, etc.), inventory changes, and “configurable products” to work on Amazon. These are not easy tasks for the typical Magento programmer. This is why we need someone who knows what they are doing. Please do not reply to this ad if you can’t meet the first requirement: 1. We need an Amazon/Magento code-writing ninja with Chuck Norris abilities. If you qualify for the first requirement, please continue reading. Otherwise please reply to another ad as we don’t want to waste your time (or ours). Our company has an e-commerce site running Magento but we are having difficulty in getting the Amazon integration to work. We do not want to use the M2E or Boost M¬y shop modules as they just don’t meet our needs. Last year we had a programmer who wrote¬ an interface to give us what we wanted. He was close to completing the task, but sadly he departed because of family issues. Since then we have tried a few attempts to get it completed. We have his original code- and he left a one page note detailing how the system was structured. We need to find the right person (or team) that can complete the Integration- and then build us more features upon it. Also, our hope is that this would be the interface we would use to “push” our feeds to other marketplaces (eBay, BestBuy, etc.) - with Amazon being the first. This could be a long-term business relationship with our company. Please let us know any questions you have and if you are up for the challenge of providing a solid foundation for our company to integrate into Amazon. Requirements: 1. We need an Amazon/Magento code writing ninja with Chuck Norris abilities 2. Must have god-like understanding of Amazon & Magento 3. Must use Skype (messaging) 4. Must have deep knowledge of coding PHP and MySQL 5. Must be able to write custom code & modules for Magento 6. Be highly skilled with programming in Magento- and understanding the structure 7. Use best security practices in coding and website development 8. Need to be highly motivated, and have an eye for detail 9. We need an Amazon/Magento code writing ninja with Chuck Norris abilities 10. Do respond if you DON’T meet the requirements above. Thanks. If you feel like you fit the above requirements, we want to talk to you in providing us a positive solution for our e-commerce website.