I need around 150 jokes on given phrases(See attached file). Most of them are very similar. You can surely take the jokes from other sites but make sure that you DON'T TAKE them from only one or two site(s) and also try to make some changes in the jokes if possible. I am willing to pay USD $25 for this whole work(shouldn't take more than few hours). I am attaching a file with all the phrases, just copy the joke in the next line after each phrase. See the first one as example. Just add all the jokes in the same text file and send me.
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