Joomla 1.7 + VirtueMart 2.0 Modifications

I am looking for a programmer who reads and writes fluent English. Must have lots of experience with Joomla and use GIT for version control. Must have GitHUB account to access repositories. I need the following changes to the VirtueMart System: - Time Left display on fly pages: Show how much time is left for the current deal based on end date set inside VM. - Time left display in Modules: When displaying modules of other products for sale, timer must also be present. - Product Quantity display - Must display total items left for purchase on Flypages and Modules. Convert modules and main page flypage templates to be more of a 'group buy' look. Have examples of what I am looking for, but think 'Groupon Layout' as this is what I am looking for. If your response does not begin with "iThink, therefore iMac" your proposal will be rejected. This proves you can follow basic directions. Must also display the 'savings' in the flypages to show how much the original price and reduced prices are. 2 Budget is $150. Thanks.