37111 Keyword sorter - VB or PHP

Looking for a keyword sorter app/script.. Prefer desktop app but would consider a php script... The script/app will take keyword lists and mix & add etc. and a few other things... Lets run through it !!! 1. Add keyword list ( or maybe lists ! ) this will be a text file.. 2. Do you want to mix up every keyword variation ? YES/NO ( if more than 2 words ) ie. keyword = big blue car mix every variation... car blue big car big blue big car blue blue car big blue big car Do this for every line of keywords 3. Add other lists to mix.. YES/NO ..add upto 5 other lists... ie. colours, cities, etc. ( or what ever .txt lists i want to add.. ) for each list, be able to select if to add at beginning / end / or both ! If both will a add to begining and add to list, will add the end and add to list....!! The option to mix in every vairiation available.! 4. CLEAN UP - Options to : Remove Duplicates Remove keyword line over 4/5/6/7 words long ( able to choose one or none ) Remove bad words ! ( ie swear words ) this will be called from a txt list... Remove whole line if bad word found.! If a php script or VB app, must be able to set defaults to make everything faster if always the same. Can you think of anything else ??? Payment by scriptlance or paypal after completion. No Escrow !! Take a look at my feedback to see im good for it !! More work available for the right programmer.. Max for this project is $30