First off, this is my first ever bid. So that is why I have no ratings.
But here is why you should give me the job...
It is the Masters week. You are getting inducted into a college hall of fame for golf. This is fate.
But seriously, I enjoy speech writing. My brother coached high school rugby for three years, and every year I wrote his address to the team. My mom is a principal, and every year I write a 10 minute speech around a certain theme. I believe that speeches should be so good that you can feel the energy in your socks, and it shocks you so much that you just want to stand up when it is done. That is what I strive for.
I won't need much out of you...some basic theme of what you want to say, who you want to thank, and a little background about where you are today because of your college experience. I'll give you my cell and we can talk at all times. I work better under pressure, but can guarantee you will get a well crafted speech in time.
And for laughs, I like Jordan this week in Augusta, but I'm always high on Adam Scott, and DJ can never be counted out.
You can reach me at 610-733-5996.