Aquire Below 1 Cent Page Likes Through FB Ads

I'm looking for an expert FB ads marketer who can manage to get below 1 cent page likes for our FB page [login to view URL] Our direct competitors on Facebook are Upworthy, ViralNova and The San Francisco Globe. The Likes should all come from the US and must attract the right kind of audience interested in viral uplifting and inspiring images and stories. This also means I will only pay once the campaign gets below 1 cent page likes. Your job is to also monitor the ads or explain how we can monitor and take it over.