A horse walked into a bar and the barman looked at him and said..."Hello, why the long face?"
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Solar Energy for the home. Should we bother?
Ask your kids!
Visit any British, Australian or American primary school and the chances are that the older children there will be able to give you an informative lecture about global warming, the damaged ozone layer and the ongoing problems faced by burning fossil fuels. It is gratifying, and perhaps gives some hope for the future, that children are being taught that there are alternative energy sources. Unfortunately the governments of both developed and developing countries are often reluctant to listen to their children and are too often influenced by big business and the need to make a profit.
A look at the issues
Coal and oil are dirty when they are burned, and it doesn’t take a University degree to conclude that smoke and exhaust fumes pollute our environment and affect our breathing and probably shorten our lives. We know also of the existence of alternative, clean and sustainable ways of creating electricity. The technology exists and is being improved upon constantly, especially where there is the will and foresight to try to make our air cleaner. Denmark for example has embraced wind po....