Novelty Game on IOS and Android

The Cunnilinguist is a hilarious tongue-screen friendly game in which users brazenly delve into a short lesson on performing the art of "going down" on a female, while at the same time maintaining a level of cherubic novelty in the ensuing gameplay. The app consists of 3 interactive screens including a tutorial screen, menu screen, and home screen from which users can engage in the tutorial, game play, or select difficulty and start the game. Users will be able to use their tongues on the screen to slide back and forth over alternating anatomical areas on screen to get points while playing the game. Clicks in the app should be paired with sounds and background music played during gameplay. We want this to be a functional and fun app to play. Looking for light-hearted, fun spirited, creative, and excited programmers. We would like those experienced in app development and the art of cunnilingus. The programmer need not design the screens for we have the PSD files completed. We look forward to working with you on this funny and exciting project :)