Hi sir, I'm cartoonist, digital paintor, illustrator, visual arts artist and more. I will love to do the painting you are looking for. Funny idea by the way. I'll do the work in a native 300 dpi and the size you want. You can see some of my works at my portfolios here in Freelancer. I assure you a top quality job. The art piece will be made in Adobe Photoshop with my wacom tablet and lot of skills. If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask. I'm a modern guy so beilieve me I can easily be in sintony with your ideas and feelins for the piece of art. Actually I had being the God for my friends too regarding girls. I hope get the chance to do this work and hope you good luck with this project if not.