I can't help myself but to mention that your project idea made me laugh, but in a good way :). Since I believe it's for noble purposes, I'd really enjoy working on it. I have experience in developing similar software (web crawlers, spiders, bots, etc.) for number of years now and I believe that could be done pretty easily and I'm very confident that I can deliver professional results. Feel free to contact me if you have any additional questions :)
Best Regards,
Srdjan