.PSD to Wordpress - 2 Pages + others

Have 2 .PSD files which I need converted into a wordpress template. Size: 1100 px, centered Repeating: top red bar, masthead "worms", body, footer illustration (end at black left & right) red bar, and black footer all repeating left -right & bottom Please see the attached .gif's and note the following requirements listing non-standard elements: home page header: 1. top nav's will change color (a:hover) 2. top social links will rollover (sprites are fine) 3. the tag line will shake when you hover (jquery) 4. nose will have lens glare (3 layers) that will move in response to location of mouse (jquery) Home Page Content: 1. comment count will display in the sign & will be clickable to take you to comments of post 2. read more button will be mouseover (sprites are fine) 2. ladder @ bottom will take you to top (jquery scroll) Home Page Right: 1. search function 2. twitter feed with option to subscribe (widget) 3. sponsor advertisement box (widget) Home page bottom: 1. frog is clickable & will shake left to right when hover (jquery) Inner Page Content: 1. picture will display caption 2. comments will have option for picture (widget) Other Pages 1. contact page will have contact form with background & layout of comment form 2. no "pages" will have option for comment, only blog pages That should be it. if you need clarification or i missed something, just send me a message. if you are any type of designer as well as a coder, please let me know if you have ideas on how to improve the piece before you code it.