comments for a flash game

hello The goal of this project is to write some comments and record them (wav or mp3). The sentences are some common sport comments for a squash game. These are classed in 5 categories: each category has about 10 comments, so the total is about 50 comments to be recorded. **category1** : good shots need 10 sentences like: good shot, nice shot, well done, this is really nice squash **category2 : very good shots** need 10 sentences like: great shot, excellent shot, great rallye, he finished the point with an excellent shot... **category3 : excellent shots** need 10 sentences like: wonderful shot, Amazing shot ! it's totally wonderful. that was an immaculate squash, the crowd just loves it... **catgory4: bad shots** need 5 sentences like: that was a poor error, oh, that's really bad, oh my god : this is really bad... **category5 : rules** need 0-11 for scores, game start, game over, match ball, game ball, welcome to the squash tournament tonight, advantage player1, advantage player2 The comments must be in ENGLISH or AMERICAN: no french or indian accents ! The comments can be funny, original, rude and must be **enthousiastics** like real sport comments !