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I am seeking a creative and skilled designer to provide a fresh and innovative ceiling design for a small room, up to 100 sq ft in size. The focus will be on a wooden finish as that is my preferred material. Ideal Skills/Experience: • Prior experience with wood-based ceiling designs • Ability to propose designs suitable for a small space • Understanding of how to adequately balance aesthetics and function • Proven track record of performing high-quality work in specified timelines Responsibilities: • Propose potential ceiling designs that will enhance the room • Provide me with a detailed visualization of the proposed designs • Revise designs based on my feedback, if necessary Note: Since I skipped the preferred style question, I'm...

I'm seeking a skilled graphics designer to assist in creating a series of small-sized images. Key Project Details: - The images will be small in size, perfect for use on social media, websites, and other digital platforms. - The specific dimensions of the images are yet to be decided, so flexibility in this regard is required. - There's no specific theme or style for these images, so the designer will have creative freedom to propose ideas and execute them. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating high-quality images, especially for digital use. - Great understanding of design principles. - Ability to work independently and come up with creative and original ideas. - Strong communication skills to ensure we're on the same page throughout ...

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Need support for react web applications i.e., small and medium enhancements to connect daily for 1 hour. Strong react basics including huge knowledge in CSS with Javascript and node js required.

I need an experienced Python developer for data analysis. Your primary role will involve: - Sorting and arranging small datasets (less than 1GB) - Applying your skills primarily to mixed data, including both numerical and textual elements The ideal candidate would possess a strong background in Python along with a solid understanding of data analysis. You must be highly efficient in reading, sorting and managing mixed datasets. Experience working on a similar project or scope would be a significant plus. Providing data analysis insights is also a bonus.

I need a concise yet effective Wix website composed of 1-5 pages tailored to the general public. The main functionalities or specifics were not chosen, making this a unique and creative project. Skills and Experience: - Proven track record of designing Wix websites, preferably for a diverse audience. - Creativity in website layout and design to engage site visitors. - Understanding of the best practices in website navigation and architecture. - Efficiency in communication for proper understanding of potential modifications. While the specifics of this website creation project are undefined, I look forward to working collaboratively with an accomplished freelancer to achieve the best outcome.

I am in need of a skilled photographer to capture professional headshots of 1-5 individuals on my team. These photos will be used across various platforms including our company website, our LinkedIn profiles, and other social media accounts. The photoshoot will take place outdoors, hence, I'm looking for someone who has experience and can masterfully utilize natural light for high-quality results. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience as a professional headshot photographer - Expertise in outdoor photography utilizing natural lighting - High quality portfolio demonstrating past work - Ability to guide subjects for best results in terms of posture and expressions. Your bid should include the total cost for the entire photoshoot and delivery of edited, print-ready images. ...

I need a skilled 3D designer to create a small, realistic airsoft grenade design. The STL file should have: - Detachable parts to add an element of realism and functionality - Multiple color patterns to mimic a genuine grenade - Realistic texture that ensures a life-like feel when handled Your proficiency in 3D designing software, understanding of airsoft replicas, and your consideration of usability in design will be beneficial for this project.

I am in need of an accountant who can help with tax preparation for my small business. Key Requirements: - Expertise in tax preparation for both businesses and individuals - Experience working with small businesses (1-10 employees) - Strong knowledge of tax codes and regulations Ideal Skills: - Proficient in financial software - Strong analytical and problem-solving skills - Excellent attention to detail and accuracy - Good communication and interpersonal skills - Ability to meet deadlines Please provide a brief overview of your relevant experience and approach to tax preparation.

I'm looking for a skilled landscape designer to create a modern, sophisticated layout for my small entrance area (under 100sq ft). I am keen to incorporate elements such as artificial grass, tiles, white stone and plants. Ideally, you will have: - Proven experience in landscaping, specifically with modern designs - Ability to work with a small space and make it look larger - Expertise in choosing and arranging suitable plants - Knowledge of how to incorporate requested elements elegantly into the design - An eye for contemporary aesthetics and a knack for utilizing space creatively. I look forward to seeing your innovative and modern interpretation of my front entrance landscaping.

I'm in need of a PCB layout for a small electronic product. Here are the specifics: - The purpose of the layout is for electronic product manufacturing, not for circuit prototyping or repair. - The PCB must be designed to fit within a small size constraint, specifically less than 10x10 cm. - The PCB should be a double-layered design. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in PCB layout design, particularly for small, double-layered boards - Prior experience in designing for electronic product manufacturing - Attention to detail and ability to work within specific size constraints.

I'm seeking an experienced Elementor professional who can address a specific problem with my website's header. The issue is that the old header is still displaying on small screens, despite recently updating the header design. My budget is 600 Work on Anydesk Key responsibilities include: - Identify the source of the issue: The freelancer should be able to pinpoint the cause of this problem. - Implement a responsive solution: The ideal candidate should have the skills to make necessary changes to ensure the correct header displays on all screen sizes. - Review and test: After implementing a solution, the freelancer should test the site thoroughly to ensure the issue has been resolved and the header displays as intended on all devices. Ideal skills and experience: - Prio...

...talented designer to craft a unique, small patio where I can chill and take some time off. Key project details: Mallorca Patio with Pool - Purpose: The patio will be primarily used for relaxation and leisure, so keep that in mind while designing. Also dining option should be added. - Materials: As I didn't specify any preferred materials, I encourage you to be creative! Whether it's wood, concrete, pavers, or a mix, I'm open to any ideas that would blend well in a relaxation space. We already got some furniture, please add in your design. - Size: It'll be small (under 200 square feet), and I'd like it to be well-organized and efficiently designed. Ideal Skills: - Landscape design - Creative thinking - Knowledge of outdoor materials - Exper...

I am looking for a skilled individual to set up ClickUp for my small team. We are less than 10 members and primarily need it for task management and team collaboration. Key Requirements: - Configuration of ClickUp for task management - Set up of collaboration tools to enhance team communication and efficiency - Integration with Email and Calendar for seamless workflow - Integration with our CRM software for better customer management - Linking with our file storage services for easy access to relevant documents Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in setting up ClickUp for small teams - Strong understanding of task management and team collaboration tools - Familiarity with Email and Calendar integration - Previous experience with CRM software integration - Knowledge of linking...

I'm looking for a networking professional to assist me in setting up a Local Area Network (LAN) with the primary purpose of facilitating easy file sharing among a small number of devices, specifically less than 10. Key requirements: - Establish a Local Area Network: The main goal of the project is to set up a local network that ensures a seamless connection among the devices for file sharing purpose. - Secure File Sharing: The network should be configured in a way that file sharing is secure and only accessible to the authorized devices. - Minimal Device Connectivity: As the network is intended for a small group of less than 10 devices, the setup should be simple and efficient without compromising security. Ideal Skills: - Networking Expertise: A deep understanding of ...

Before applying for the task, please read the following: - I will include a code word at the end of the text to ensure you have read it thoroughly. When you apply, please start with this code word; I will ignore everything else. - The price and time you provide will be considered fixed, so please adhere to them as I will not negotiate. - I will explain the task as precisely as possible and provide the necessary login credentials. Here is the task: My website is a multi-vendor platform where sellers list their products. When sellers upload products, they had to specify product images and gallery images separately for image uploads. I asked the previous freelancer to automate this so that the product image would automatically become a gallery image as well. Unfortunately, they messed it...

...seeking a data-savvy individual with experience in compiling email lists to help me create a targeted list of small businesses in Australia for my email marketing campaigns. I will provide the business types I'm interested in: retail stores, restaurants, and service providers. Key Responsibilities: - Research and compile a comprehensive email list of small businesses across Australia, specifically in the retail, restaurant and service provider sectors. - Ensure the list is accurate, up-to-date, and segmented according to the provided business types. Ideal Candidate: - Experience in creating targeted email lists, particularly for small businesses. - Familiarity with Australian small business landscape. - Attention to detail to ensure list accuracy. Pl...

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Small update to the android app. Change the payment gateway "cryptomus" to stripe. After that. Compile the code to obtain the apk version and an .aab version that will be used in the Google Play Store. In turn, upload the updated code to the app server. Send me the updated source code as well. The app is made on react Native, and the backend is Python. All the API's are made on Python. This may require modification in FrontEnd. in that case. You must be able to complete the project. Maximum budget $300

the location of the task is in Navi Mumbai and physical attendance is needed I require comprehensive as-built drawings for a small residential building that needs to undergo renovation. The scope is to cover the entire building, with an emphasis on structural details, floor plan and elevation. The primary purpose of these drawings is to facilitate architect to get a proper dimensional plan of the building as it is along with heights i have a laser device for measurement if that helps and structure is about 1600 square feet x ground + 2 floors

I'm seeking a professional to aid in the architectural and design plan of a small dental surgery. Key Responsibilities: - Develop a practical, efficient layout for 2 operatories - Sterlization room - staff room (kitchen) - Incorporate a waiting area into the design Ideal candidate will have: - Proven experience in similar healthcare projects - Proficiency in architectural & interior design - A demonstratable understanding of dental clinic needs. The area is 83 sqm (shop number 72 - red marking).

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...create a subscription-based website, targeting small business owners. Key project requirements: - Develop a subscription service website from scratch - Ensure smooth and secure subscription and payment process - User-friendly experience for small business owners - Clean, professional design that appeals to business audience - Extensive experience in website development is a must - Knowledge of payment gateway integration necessary - Familiarity with business-oriented website design and functionalities is preferred The end goal is an easy-to-navigate, secure, and efficient service subscription website for small businesses. Being a part of this project means not only creating a functional website, but also contributing to the success and growth of small bus...

we have made a scan for a wordpress site and there are some elements that are taking more time to load that it should, thus slowing down the website and loosing google ranking. The item with the highest content playback 15,750 ms Remove resources that block playback You can save 2850ms Stream images in modern for...with the highest content playback 15,750 ms Remove resources that block playback You can save 2850ms Stream images in modern formats You can save 2,205 KiB Minimizes main thread processing 2.7s Encode images efficiently You can save 1,577 KiB Reduce unused CSS content You can save 63 KiB Size images correctly You can save 118 KiB Those are the results from scanning that should be fixed. Small project, bid should be final bid. No bid increase possible after pla...

I'm in need of a proficient data analyst to perform group comparison analysis on my SPSS file. Key Requirements: - The purpose of this analysis is to compare different groups or variables (two). You'll need to identify the relevant groups and perform T-tests/ANOVA accordingly. - You'll be provided the data in SPSS file format, hence experience and a good understanding of SPSS is a must. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in SPSS and strong statistical analytical skills. - Experience in conducting T-tests and ANOVA. - Ability to interpret and explain results in a clear and concise manner. Please bid if you have the relevant skills and experience for this task.

Hello, I need interactive demo, built in Unity, C#, for scrolling and repeating map of 2D tiles. 1) The map shall be square. The camera must follow main character(let it be represented as simple circle). When the character moves close to the edge of a square, the map shall be wrapped around, so that bottom part goes top, left part goes into right, and so on. The above, I call scroll, repeat map. PM me, if you do not get my description. 2) The map shall have some props, like other circles with various radius. Main character shall not go through the props. The main character shall avoid the props while moving. 3) Moving is done with keyboard.

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I'm embarking on a small-scale boutique pasta production venture and I need a consultant to guide me through the pasta production process. Key Areas: - Pasta Production Process: I need expert advice on setting up a small-scale pasta drying process. This includes guidance on the temperature and humidity algorithm to achieve the best pasta outcome, along with equipment options that can be used in a small-scale operation. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in pasta manufacturing is a must, and specifically in the small-scale boutique production sector. - Deep understanding of pasta production process. The focus of this consultancy is mainly on the pasta production process itself. You'll be expected to provide detailed guidance on how to set up a...

As a small-scale business owner, I need a proficient cybersecurity expert to address three crucial areas of cybersecurity within my organization: network security, data protection, and threat detection. Additionally, expertise in penetration testing will be of added value. Key responsibilities will include: - Setting up and managing a secure network infrastructure to ensure protection against possible network threats. - Implementing solutions for data protection to safeguard sensitive data and reduce the risk of data breaches. - Establishing reliable threat detection mechanisms to identify and combat cyber threats before they impair our systems. - Conducting penetration testing to identify any potential vulnerabilities and strengthen our security posture. Further, to navigate our ...

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I'm looking for a skilled developer with experience in object detection and tracking using OpencvSharp. Key Requirements: - Implement custom object detection and tracking for a small cylindrical 3D printed case, specifically designed for electronics housing. - The system must be capable of detecting and tracking the case from various angles, as well as accurately estimating its rotation. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in OpencvSharp for object detection and tracking - Prior experience in developing similar systems for 3D objects - Ability to accurately track and predict the rotation of objects If you are confident in your ability to tackle this project, I would love to hear from you. Please provide examples of similar work you have done in the past.

We are a start-up and looking for a Chartered Accountant with Zero Attitude. Core Skills Required: Cloud Busy, GST Reconciliation, Adjusting Non-GST Purchases, RCM, Invoicing and Bookkeeping. Core Experience Required: Atleast 2-3 years of experience in handling annual turnover of 5 Cr + preferably in e-Commerce sector. And, someone who can take complete responsibility of owning, managing and supervising all tax related work. Please only apply if you can work dedicatedly and for long term.

...video simply stating facts. The tone should be light, engaging, and sprinkled with a touch of humor or irony here and there. Here's what we're aiming for: - Tone and Style: Think of telling a fascinating story to a friend over coffee. Your script should be conversational, lively, and engaging. Although we're not looking for a "funny" video per se, feel free to throw in witty remarks or playful jokes to keep things interesting. - Content Points: * You have complete creative control over the content and structure of the script. * Script Length: Minimum 1,800 words. Retention is key on Youtube, so make sure every word invites our viewers deeper into the story, keeping them hooked from start to finish. * Originality: Your script must be 100% original and...

I need to create a small HTML file to print offers and discounts, just like the attached one. Title, Price, Product name and logo below. It is to print on a horizontal A4 sheet. I need this in html format.

I have a small scale data entry job that involves less than 100 entries. The data will be provided in a digital file format such as Excel or Word. Key Requirements: - Accurately input the provided data into the specified format - Ensure precision and attention to detail - Timely delivery of the completed data entry task Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in data entry - Strong command of Microsoft Excel or Word - Attention to detail and accuracy - Ability to complete the task in a timely manner

I’m seeking a seasoned Excel macro expert with an efficient approach to task automation specifically for performing calculations. Key Requirements: - Expert-developed Excel macros that automate repetitive tasks, making my workload more manageable. - The macros created should focus on performing calculations, thus, speed and precision are of the essence. - Due to the nature of the project, potential contractors must understand Excel inside out, especially on how to configure and troubleshoot macros. No specific type of calculation was specified, therefore experience with a wide range of calculations from basic arithmetic to complex equations is integral. Your problem-solving skill will be a plus point as the ability to understand and improve current systems is instrumental in a...

Looking to automate a data entry process and generate reports on Google Sheets. The ideal candidate should be able to integrate data from Google Forms and CSV files into the Sheets to perform these tasks. The project has to be completed ASAP.

Looking to automate a data entry process and generate reports on Google Sheets. The ideal candidate should be able to integrate data from Google Forms and CSV files into the Sheets to perform these tasks. The project has to be completed ASAP.

Hello I'd like you to create an ePaper module PCB used for an electronic shelf tag based on the ESP32 chip. This device is similar to what you would find at a modern retail store, dynamically updating the tag as prices change. Attached are schematics and references for my desired components. I'd like to use the new ESP32-C6-MINI-1-N4 unit as the main controller, as I'm very familiar with ESP programming already, and want to take advantage of its many connectivity options including BLE, Zigbee, and Thread. The ePaper display itself will be the Pervasive 2.13" display using the ZIF25 connector and SPI protocol. Schematics and additional reference details are attached, please read these carefully to ensure the ePaper display module functions accordingly. It will be powe...

Some "sold" labels to be added to a real estate board. "sold" needs to be changed from green to red and made to be clearer with more to be added.

I'm in need of a website designer for my small business. The main purpose of the website will be to showcase the products/services that my company offers. Key Requirements: - Design a Small Business Website: The primary focus of the site will be to showcase our products and services. - Product Catalog with Categories: An organized, user-friendly product catalog will be featured on the website. - Online Booking/Appointment System: The site must include a functional online booking/appointment system to facilitate client interactions. - Multi-Page Extension: The initial site will focus on product/service showcasing. However, it will need to eventually extend to multiple pages like HR, Finance and other divisions. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in designing E-commerce...

I'm looking for a simple and clean Shopify website to showcase my food and allow customers to order food on my website. Key Requirements: - I need the website to be designed in a minimalist and clean style, with a user-friendly and easy-to-navigate interface. - The focus should be on showcasing my products and services effectively. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience with designing and developing Shopify websites is essential. - A good eye for minimalist and clean design, with the ability to create an elegant and sophisticated look. - Understanding of user experience and ability to design a website that is easy to navigate. - Strong communication skills and the ability to understand and incorporate my business requirements into the website design. Please outli...

I've got a small Python script that runs on my desktop and I need it to be translated into C# for better integration with the rest of my software. I need a skilled programmer with experience in both Python and C#. Unfortunately, I have not been able to make the script run successfully on Windows, but it works on Linux (WSL). For: Python script (I will provide full script): import grpc from chirpstack_api import api server = "" api_token = "eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJ......................87k2i66CulW7Y" channel = grpc.insecure_channel(server) client = (channel) auth_token = [("authorization", "Bearer %s" % api_token)] req = (dev_eui="00000000aabbccdd") resp = (req

...develop light-hearted and fun stand-up comedy content aimed at a teenage audience. The project is specifically tailored for a radio broadcast. Key Requirements: - Stand-Up Comedy: The project demands the creation of fresh, engaging, and original stand-up comedy content. - Teenage Audience: The content should be relatable, suitable, and appealing to teenagers (13-19 years old). - Radio-Friendly: The jokes and narrative should be structured and delivered to suit a radio format. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Comedy Writing: Experience in writing stand-up comedy or comedic scripts is a significant advantage. - Understanding of Teenage Humor: A grasp of the specific humor and interests of teenage audiences is highly beneficial. - Radio Production: Prior work in radio broadcast or p...

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I'm in need of a skilled web developer to design and build a modern, sleek website for my small business. The main goal is to have a clean and attractive site that is optimized for mobile devices. Key facets of the project include: - Contact Form Implementation: The website should have a contact form that is easy to locate and use, enabling potential clients to get in touch with my business easily. - Style: The design should be modern and sleek, ensuring that the website feels up-to-date and professional. - Mobile Optimization: It's crucial that the site looks and functions well on mobile devices. This includes responsive design and a smooth user experience across different screen sizes. Given the specifics of the project, I'm looking for a web developer with e...

I'm in need of a skilled drafter with CAD experience to create detailed blueprints for small, under 5 inches, nylon rollers. These rollers will need to be designed for heavy load capacities, able to withstand over 100 lbs. They will be used in the manufacturing industry. Key Skills: - CAD expertise - Knowledge of materials, specifically nylon - Experience designing industrial equipment - Understanding of load capacities Deliverables: - Detailed CAD drawings of the rollers - Specific measurements and load capacity clearly indicated - Recommendations on optimal nylon attributes for the task The perfect candidate will have a strong background in both drafting and product design for manufacturing. They'll be able to work from our specifications to create highly functional,...

As a small business owner, I'm currently struggling with potentially corrupted outlook. I need a savvy IT specialist to help me recover it and ensure it's fully functional. Alongside this, I need your expertise in identifying appropriate IT tools beneficial for a small scale business like mine. - Recover and troubleshoot my possibly corrupted Outlook - Small business IT tool identification and integration - Training/coaching on new tools A solid understanding of Microsoft Outlook recovery, plus experience with small business IT setup and maintenance would be beneficial for this role.

I need a Shopify specialist who can jump on a small task on the custom theme of my e-commerce store. Need to fix the pagination issue on the collection page. Given the broad nature of this project, experts with wide-ranging Shopify experience, especially with custom themes would be perfect. The ability to communicate effectively and understand my specific needs is pivotal for the success of this project.