187073 Joomla Items converted to PDF

I have about 250 joomla content items (all one or 2 pages) that I need connverted to PDF so I can make them available for print out. Joomlas built in pdf/print is not good enough as it leaves the flash player, links etc... I attached a few examples of what I need and what the finished product should look like. Please understand what the job is before posting a bid, and please - I need this pretty quickly so no 30 days bids either.