23988 DeathClock Clone w/ extras :)

I am looking for a clone like the website : [login to view URL] I want the prgramming not the whole site. I want it intergrated into my site [login to view URL] I want the deathclock to be a program that I can email to people.. I want refer to your friends option, I also want more fields in the death clock like : [login to view URL] Now look over the [login to view URL] site cause I want all its features.. The quote system..( see the random quote section.. Also you can see a list of quotes here [login to view URL] ) A polling system.. Place for advertisements.. All the features you see.. I want the deathclock to be practical.. The more fields you fill in with bad stuff you do, the less time you live.. I want to offer the deathclock as a screensaver.. I want this program to be self contained like a flash game or something that can be distribited around the internet.. also the death clock theme colors will have to match my site [login to view URL] .. Of course will need a spooky grandfather clock on it.. Need an email list to be made as people refer other people.. Also need a feature that allows you to email a friend their own death clock.. What I mean by this is that you can send a friend a prank email with the death clock saying how long they have to live.. Also open for other options.. I dont want lots of programming, I want this done as easily and cheap as possible.. Thanks and I am looking forward to working with you.